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Daycare Owner Accused Of Killing 3 Year Old Girl For Not Taking Off her Coat

November 4th 2013. Hi everyone, this is Martin Maven here to give you my opinion on today's sickening and disturbing story.

First I will share the facts of the story with you. A 3 year old little girl from Iowa by the name of Autumn Elgersma, has died from wounds inflicted by her daycare provider.

The "Day Care Provider" Rochelle Sapp works out of her own home. She picked up Autumn and threw her to the ground because she wouldn't remove her coat. Keep in mind this is a 3 year old girl we're talking about. Rochelle then called Autumn's mother and said the girl had fallen down the stairs, this is the best story she could cook up.

Two days later Autumn died in Sioux Falls South Dakota children's hospital while receiving treatment for skull fracture and brain swelling. Doctors told authorities that the girl's injuries were inconsistent with falling down the stairs.

Police allege that Sapp, 33 admitted to throwing the girl to the ground when they re-interviewed the caretaker on Thursday about Autumn's injuries.

Sapp was charged with willful injury and child endangerment resulting in serious injury, both felonies but not serious enough for me. Autumn's death however means that new charges will be filed following the autopsy. Please comment on and share this blog post if you hate this woman as much as I do.

The parents are understandably very saddened at the loss of their little girl. They say they are strengthened by prayers from others in their difficult time. 

"She was just fun to be around, and we're going to miss her a lot," next door neighbor Bev Rohrs told the newspaper Friday. Little Autumn Elgersma is gone, but not forgotten.

My prayers and thoughts go out to the family. Very tragic and sad ordeal.

Just a quick word. Parents please make sure you check out the people who will be watching your kids. You can never be too careful concerning your child's safety.

Pregnant Wife Brutally Stabbed At Home as Soldier Husband Watches on Video Chat

November 3rd 2013. My name is Martin Maven, today's current events are in. I found this particular story to be confusing and quite disturbing.

Apparently a soldier stationed overseas, I don't which branch of military but he watched in horror as his wife was brutally stabbed in her own home while they both video chatted.

A man had been hiding inside Rachel Poole's Texas home when he stabbed her multiple times on Wednesday. Rachel Poole was nine months pregnant at the time. The attacker was named by police as Corey Bernard Moss. He had stabbed Poole from behind repeatedly with a stainless steel knife. Ouch!

Poole was in critical condition when her baby, Isabella was born. Doctors performed a successful cesarean section. The baby was listed in good condition although she was sick from the medication they had administered to Rachel Poole.

Police detective Mike Baranyay told CNN that Rachel recognized her attacker and screamed his name repeatedly to her husband. Somehow this lady who had been brutally stabbed and nine months pregnant still managed to call authorities. Talk about the will to live!

A short time after, 19 year old Corey Bernard Moss was located by Fort Bliss military police and handed over to El Paso police. Supposedly the suspect had been in Rachel Poole's house before she came home.

Moss told investigators that the victim owed him money for car repairs, that's why he attacked the victim. Wow! Don't ever let this guy work on your car ladies. If you do you better pay him or else. Seriously, pay the guy.

He was charged with criminal attempted capital murder. His bond set at $150,000. Let's see if uncle Richie can come up with the money to bail him out.

This has been another Martin Maven update, please comment and share this post. Thanks!

Vikings Beheaded Slaves as "Grave Gifts" for Masters

Recent studies have shown that vikings were even more brutal than we previously thought.

Vikings were known to have taken slaves for physical labor and sex. Researchers in Norway have found evidence suggesting when Viking masters died , their slaves were beheaded and buried along side them.

Elise Naumaan, and archaeologist at the university came to this conclusion after analyzing ten viking-era bodies originally discovered in Flakstad Norway. They paid particular attention to graves with two or more bodies with only one head attached.

Okay so the two headless bodies were found to have eaten a much poorer diet compared to the one believed to have been the master. So basically if you were a slave when your master's time came, so did your's whether you were ready or not.

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Lax Shooter's Note Said "He Wanted to Kill TSA"

November 1st 2013 at around 9am a man dressed in fatigues carrying a semi-automatic rifle and at least five 30 round magazines gunned down a Transportation Security Administration officer and wounded at least three others.

Eventually the gunman was wounded by police gunfire and FBI identified him as Paul Ciancia, 23 of Pennsville New Jersey. He had been living in Los Angeles.

Early Friday afternoon Ciancia's father had called authorities for help in finding his son after the young man had sent one of his siblings a text about committing suicide. Two roommates had stated that Thursday Cianica was just fine, no reason to suspect anything was awry.

After a gunfight with police Cianica was was shot in the face and apprehended. No official word on his condition as of yet. Frankly I don't care about his condition. He is just another idiot making it hard for law abiding sensible citizens to continue to have the right to bear arms. Just remember that automobiles are still more dangerous than guns. Have a nice day, this is Martin Maven.